Am I the only one who wants to throw my TV out the window when it comes on? And before everyone starts moaning thats it’s dreadful, I do actually find it amusing at times… That is, until that dreadful blonde Nikki comes on the screen.

Now, I’m not a violent person, but when she starts whinging that “ickle Nikki don’t have her bottle of waterrrr” and pulls that disgusting trout face as she’s having this immature tantrum, I’m the first to want to throw something at the TV and/or burn the place it’s filmed in down. She sits there speaking all self-righteously about utter crap, in some posh voice when she’s trying to get her point acroos. It’s so theatrical it’s almost (almost…) funny. And as for her attention seeking, I don’t know how anyone puts up with her… Everything bad has to be about her, and the more she goes on snivelling and whining, the more you just want to scream…

She keeps saying she’ll walk, that she wants to leave, so why doesn’t she do us all a bloody favour and do just that?!