Ever since I wrote the stuffplug3 article on techthisout.net everyone and their cat thinks that they have some right to the download link…

I couldn’t care less that someone thinks that because the talk to me on MSN that they deserve it, but even those people are more deserving than those who haven’t said a word to me in months, and then suddenly decide I’m their best friend (and oviously, they must deserve it!!!!!)…

“Oh! I NEED [feature] so let me have it, I won’t give it to anyone!!!”
“But I’m your friend, you should give it to me…”

Again, couldn’t care less…

So for all of you who think you’re the first to come up with the “best reason ever”, you’re not.
And for those of you who think you’re hilarious for asking for it “as a joke” after I’ve told everyone not to ask for it, you’re the 30th person to say it to me today, so no, it’s no longer funny and wasn’t even funny the 2nd time.

And for all of you who didn’t get the message everywhere else, THERE IS NO DOWNLOAD LINK

I repeat: THERE IS NO DOWNLOAD LINK, YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO BE RELEASED

And for those of you who managed to ignore everything I just said and think that posting a comment on techthisout will get you the link:

THERE IS NO DOWNLOAD LINK AND EVEN IF THERE WAS I WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO YOU!!!

Click here for stuffplug3!!!111ONEoneopneeleven!!
If you can’t get it to work, rename it to help.txt and try reading it, it will give you instructions on how to make it work!!!

And posting a comment asking for it anyway is not funny. Never has been, never will be.

Just when you thought StuffPlug was dead, I go and write a review about it….

http://techthisout.net/2006/07/14/stuffplug-3-exclusive/

I hate sounds right? Beeps and chiming noises just aren’t my thing, especially when the volume is up full blast during my favourite song.

Now, I set my laptop to have the “No Sounds” profile, which suggests that no sounds will be played… EVER… Even if it’s gonna explode.
So there I am, a nice sound-free laptop with the only noise that comes out of it being from WinAmp (especially since Jamie fixed the lawn-mover sounding fan) when out of nowhere: BEEP!

So, I go to the sound profiles and it’s magically changed itself, and switched random sounds on… So I change it back, and a few weeks later, there it will be stitched back to how it was… *screams* Why will it not let me live peacefully?!

Any suggestions to make the sounds just die will be very much appreciated

I have a hard enough time remembering the 5 million different variations of my main password for all the sites I’m a member of, but I have a pretty good idea that it’s gonna be one of about 20 so I try them all.

Now, when I see “password” I know it’s gonna be a word, at least you’d think it would be. This one site I’m a member of demands that you use 4 numbers as your password. I have enough trouble remembering the damn words as it is, without them deciding that they won’t allow letters. Every time I go to that site, I have to request an email to reset my password…

Why can’t they call it passnumber, that would make it so much easier!

… someone hacks your shittily coded forum using an expliot, and then has the cheek to ask for the patch for it?!

… people put their email address in their forum profile and then complain that everyone emails them.

… two guys run from house to house saying “I have a bad feeling about this!!!!” and when you open the door, they just try to make you do some market research questionnare!

… no-one knows how you found out a site, and are going mad trying to think how you managed it (Yes Lordy, I’m talking about yooooou!!!)

… people warp things in their mind to the point you think there is seriously something mentally wrong with them… although that doesn’t make me laugh as such, just freaks me out :/

and not forgetting the most important:

… England get knocked out the World Cup Again!

*yawns* Someone wake me up when the pestering retards have gone… It’s like a scene out of 28 Days Later. At least in that, you were allowed to kill them.

Enough about ranting about retards

Can I just say:

The world cup is now over so football (as it’s been mentioned far too much already this year) does not, for ANY reason, have to be mentioned for another 4 years! That’s right! Football is not to be mentioned for the next four years as, if you wish to talk about it so much, and manage to fit it into every TV program, then you shall just have a designated time.
I think however many weeks in 4 years is more than fair, unless Scotland’s playing, in which case, you may talk about it 24/7

Oooh, and laughing at England losing? That’s allowed (I’m being generous here!)

*Grins*

It seems Shayne thinks I added his girlfrind to MSN pretending to be someone else… *blinks* Whilst I’m guilty of many things, I can safely say that is not something I have ever done… God know what he’s whinging about as far as thats concerned….

I swear that weirdo has a fucking cheek… I quote (and thanks to my mate there, once again you came up good )

Excuse me whilst i piss myself laughing. Firstly does spelling my name improperly give you some sense of self importance, or make you think you are clever. Seriously, get a life lou, you are an incredibly sad pathetic individual. FFS just let it go and stop being a child. And secondly, i also know it was you who added Sarah pretending to be WinMacLin, and if i find out you try it again, it will be you that will be up on an harassment charge not me.

It happened a year ago, isnt it high time you and fat boy grew up, and got a life? As for the staff member that has been leaking information from the staff area, it is only a matter of time before we find out who you are, and when we do, consider yourself on a permanent ban.

And dont try to deny that it was you, the very content of the post you have made on your blog proves you knew who was doing it, which obviously means you where behind it. Oh and before you attempt to remove the post, i have saved it as HTML files so if you attempt to remove it, it will be posted on here for all to see.

Other staff: don’t remove this/move it elsewhere

(Oh and sorry to burst your bubble jamie but i had nothing to do with the hacking of your forum, i am not as pathetic as your whore of a partner so get a life you fat piece of shit)

I really don’t wish to have to explain it all again, but heres a brief summary!

I was admin on true-betas, I called Shane “Shayne” as usual one day and he had a spazzy fit so I quit.
Then I banned him on my forum after he was being incredibly abusive, and banned his girlfriends 2 accounts too. So:
Cue Shayne signing up 2 more times to whinge.
I sign up to his site and tell him where to go and leave.
He signs up to my forum a further 2 times (and, might I add, failed fucking miserably at hiding himself, I knew it was him within 5 mins of him signing up.)
Then he decided to call me a whore etc etc, so Jamie signs up to his site n tell him to fuck off.
The shayne signs up to my site again, being abusive… again, and getting all his staff members to do the same.

Now. It may appear that it’s a case of the pot calling the kettle black, but seriously, I swear the guy is stalking me… I did threaten him with some kind of legal action due to his level of persistance, but have learn to live with him following me about… He seems to think that as he was begining to freak me out, and Jamie phoned him to sort it out, that it is us harrasing him…

Please can someone point out how I am harrasing him, when it’s him signing up to my site constantly that gets me to sign up to his?!

As for that post on true-betas:

HAI SHAYNE! THANKS FOR SHOWING HOW PROFESSIONAL YOU CAN BE!!!!

Give me strength…. :’(

And yes, everyone has permission to download this page as an .html file just to prove I made it!!! Go go go!!! Prnt Scrn and paste into MSPaint! Quiiiick, before I remove it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got the best laugh ever when a certain staff member at true-betas.org informed me that the king of weirdo’s himself (Shayne) was resigning from his own site.
How the hell do you do that?! Would it not be better just removing the cause of the problems (all his moderator/admins)? Good on the person (who shall remain nameless), it’s about time people learnt that just because you have 4,000,000,000,000,000 posts, it does not mean you’d be any good at managing members and posts.

I also got a request from another staff member (do they ever stop?!) who happened to be preeetty nasty to me in the past, begging for the IP of the member of staff who’d been causing problems a few days ago. Can Shayne not just keep his “staff” on a leash?! Would prevent them all from having to run about like headless chickens trying to do a spot of damage limitation after one of their fellow “staff” members had been causing trouble.

As I said in a previous post waaaaay down the page, and probably hidden away in one of the archives, it’s just the net, not some place where every time something bad goes on, the cyber-policemen have to jump on their high-horses and find who did what, and prosecute them accordingly to the full extent of the (completely just a figment of their kiddie imaginations!!) law!!!

If they want to go play cops and robbers, they should try attending kindergarten, instead of bunking off to go online, as I (it’s true!) have better things to do, like pick up Kira YES! I picked her up! *melts*

Just when the other laptop was working fine, the 3rd charger decides it time to die…
“*beeeep* *beeeep* *beeeep* *screen goes blank*”.

I’m gonna let it cool down, just incase thats the problem, but I doubt it will help. I’m so sick of it, and I really can’t see the people who sent us a new charger for free after the first one they sent broke, sending me another one.

THis story is just dreadful…

What does that old woman want? A fucking pat on the back for being old and unable to do things with her kid when it’s growing up? That poor boy could grow up having to care for both parents, and how selfish of the parents is that?

People should start thinking about the consequences of what they do, and stop putting themselves first… Who cares what happens to the child when its grown up?! As long as they have a baby… I’m sure there were plently of children out there when they had the IVF done, that would have killed to be adopted, even if it was by an old hag.
Why do people insist on bringing more children into the world when there’s more than enough that need to be looked after already?