… someone hacks your shittily coded forum using an expliot, and then has the cheek to ask for the patch for it?!

… people put their email address in their forum profile and then complain that everyone emails them.

… two guys run from house to house saying “I have a bad feeling about this!!!!” and when you open the door, they just try to make you do some market research questionnare!

… no-one knows how you found out a site, and are going mad trying to think how you managed it (Yes Lordy, I’m talking about yooooou!!!)

… people warp things in their mind to the point you think there is seriously something mentally wrong with them… although that doesn’t make me laugh as such, just freaks me out :/

and not forgetting the most important:

… England get knocked out the World Cup Again!

*yawns* Someone wake me up when the pestering retards have gone… It’s like a scene out of 28 Days Later. At least in that, you were allowed to kill them.