I hate sounds right? Beeps and chiming noises just aren’t my thing, especially when the volume is up full blast during my favourite song.

Now, I set my laptop to have the “No Sounds” profile, which suggests that no sounds will be played… EVER… Even if it’s gonna explode.
So there I am, a nice sound-free laptop with the only noise that comes out of it being from WinAmp (especially since Jamie fixed the lawn-mover sounding fan) when out of nowhere: BEEP!

So, I go to the sound profiles and it’s magically changed itself, and switched random sounds on… So I change it back, and a few weeks later, there it will be stitched back to how it was… *screams* Why will it not let me live peacefully?!

Any suggestions to make the sounds just die will be very much appreciated