Ever since I wrote the stuffplug3 article on techthisout.net everyone and their cat thinks that they have some right to the download link…

I couldn’t care less that someone thinks that because the talk to me on MSN that they deserve it, but even those people are more deserving than those who haven’t said a word to me in months, and then suddenly decide I’m their best friend (and oviously, they must deserve it!!!!!)…

“Oh! I NEED [feature] so let me have it, I won’t give it to anyone!!!”
“But I’m your friend, you should give it to me…”

Again, couldn’t care less…

So for all of you who think you’re the first to come up with the “best reason ever”, you’re not.
And for those of you who think you’re hilarious for asking for it “as a joke” after I’ve told everyone not to ask for it, you’re the 30th person to say it to me today, so no, it’s no longer funny and wasn’t even funny the 2nd time.

And for all of you who didn’t get the message everywhere else, THERE IS NO DOWNLOAD LINK

I repeat: THERE IS NO DOWNLOAD LINK, YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO BE RELEASED

And for those of you who managed to ignore everything I just said and think that posting a comment on techthisout will get you the link:

THERE IS NO DOWNLOAD LINK AND EVEN IF THERE WAS I WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO YOU!!!

Click here for stuffplug3!!!111ONEoneopneeleven!!
If you can’t get it to work, rename it to help.txt and try reading it, it will give you instructions on how to make it work!!!

And posting a comment asking for it anyway is not funny. Never has been, never will be.