Why do all designers think that us girls want to walk about dressed like prostitutes, and daft ones at that?! I went shopping today, and all I saw was silly skimpy tops… and considering the weather (gales that lift you off your feet/torrential rain) do they really think that in winter people want to wear clothes that are just totally unappropriate for the season?

You walk into the guy’s section, and theres all these normal tshirts, because unlike girls (who are obviously all slappers,) guys like to wear clothes that cover them up, and the designers cater for that.

It’s just not fair being a girl! Especially since every geeky bloke assumes that you’ll want to date them, and they all go overboard and start drooling and being nice the second you tell them you’re female…

Saying that, mid argument it’s great to mention you’re a girl and watch them grovel and do anything ya want them to