The worst part of blogging, is that I’ve never decided what I’m gonna talk about before I start, so thinking up titles is too hard

Although, saying that, I know whatI’m gonna rant about this time, and the only reason I’m doing it now, is because I have Scotland the Brave stuck in my head and this is the only way of stopping myself from humming it over and over… and over… and over, until Jamie goes mad and runs away screaming…

Anyways, as I have previously moaned about muslims, I thought is was only fair that I gave the Christian faith a good bashing. I mean, whilst muslims annoy me, at least they have the decency to do it silently… And that is how we come to the subject of those complete idiots that stand on the streets of London, and many other places shouting “AH HAYVE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN THE LIGGHHTTTT! GAWD IS OUR SAVIOUR! REPENT AND GO TO HEAVEN YA FILTY SINNERS!!!!” (you know the ones I mean! I know you do!)

I mean, take this complere retard who decided that he would hand out leaflets at a lesbian and gay march that said “Turn from your sins and you will be saved.”

I bet SO many people saw the leaflet and said “Wow! Being gay is a sin! I’m gonna stop being gay right this instant!!!” I mean come on, do Christians think anyone takes them seriously!? I don’t see why they think that walking up to me and telling me to believe in God, is any different from me walking up to them and saying he doesn’t exist. Do you think if I did that, that they would all stop being Christians?

It such a double-standard, it really pisses me off… I don’t go telling them things or putting junk through their doors, so why do they have to hand/post me leaflets that tell me complete lies?

Ok, so everyone has the right to free speech, but don’t I have the right to walk down the street without having my views pissed apon by random Christians? I was gonna say, that people walking about with banners handing out flyers promoting Nazi-ism/the killing of people, would soon be stopped, but sorry! it’s already been done when musims walked about London saying kill/behead the western infidels or words to that effect. (Oooops! Was trying not to mention them!)

As if the Christians in the street weren’t bad enough, you then get the sneaky ones, who lurk around, they could be friends, relatives, or collegues… you could even have known them your whole life… then one day, when you least expect it (and with them knowing fine well you’re not religious in any way, shape, or form) they come out with the dreaded: “you should come to church with me on Sunday!”

I must say, at that point, I tend to go speechless…

Do they think that I will suddenly become converted to the ways of God after going to church for a day? I’m shocked to think that so many people seem to think you can just be converted to Christianity, just by them saying something to you… they must all be completely brainwashed or something… *frowns*

Next Week: Buddhists - Why they annoy me
(I actually think buddhists are really cool )